I was feeling relatively lazy, but wanted to whip up something for dinner, so here's the not-quite carbonara I pulled out:

• 1 lb angel-hair pasta
• 5-6 strips of bacon
• 1/4 stick butter
• 1 bulb garlic
• 1/2 cup grated romano
• 1 egg
• olive oil

While boiling the pasta, I baked the garlic at 350 degrees and shredded the bacon into small pieces. Then, I put the bacon and butter on medium-high heat until crispy. After taking the garlic out and mashing it, I mixed it, the butter and bacon, the egg (beaten heavily), and the romano into the pasta. Pretty fantastic stuff, and less work than it seems from the description.

Note that the egg is not cooked before adding, which probably freaks out the salmonella gang. I think it got pretty well cooked by the hot pasta and butter, and none of us got sick, so that's par for the course.