I'm looking for the worst recipes on the internet for a running thread on EdibleUnknown. Here's a few of the ones I found so far: * California jail burrito spread. Apparently, this is a special treat for the inmates. Ick.
I am speechless. Look at this. Yes, I'd like to teach my kids to eat out of the litter box. I can't imagine how this could be fun.
Some of the comments for this recipe on Food Network's site are too good to pass up.
Food Network has the best complaints ever. I swear.
Paula Deen's heart is going to explode one of these days.
A satire on how not to write a recipe.
This can't be real.
It takes a lot of Google page views to find the really good failures at foodtv.
This looks like something James Lileks might own.
What in tarnation might this be?
Mmm, fish just oozing with goodness.
Yes, I know some people like animelles. Via Look At This.
Some commenters can be so ungrateful.
Even the name sounds good.
The recipe might be just fine, but the first commenter acts as if though the very existence of the recipe ruined CHRISTMAS.
Trying to imagine what this tastes like is like the whole Mary's Room thought experiment- very difficult. I wonder if Sandra Lee has a grassroots rating-inflater/dumper society; her recipes seem to polarize the food network bunch.
WHAT. IS. THIS?
Read the comment entitled "the best chicken mini pot pies ever!". Poor Sandra.
Number 3 is throwing up? I thought it was "alone time".